Ok so it’s been a while. I’ve literally had zero free time and the free time I’ve had, has been with family and friends.
Do I have a story for you..
Set aside the unfortunate drama that comes with this (if you’re reading this, then stop you won’t like the details, love you and sorry again) but holy shit I’m still sore.
Ok so rewind.
One of my best friends got married this weekend and the groom had quite the handsome groomsmen lol one I have already slept with, one married & one with the maid of honnor, and then one I had my eye on and one I didn’t know. Wedding was on Saturday so on Friday we went to the hall finish setting up, ordered some food and had some drinks. It was honestly just such a good time. I went there with the intention of hitting on the best man. Buuuuut. Ugh. That’s not what happened. And the person I ended up with was someone a friend of mine (whos probably gonna read this, please dont) had her eye on and the worst part is I fucking knew it. So I don’t know. I dont know ok. What happened happened and now it’s like way blown out (btw if you’re still reading this please stop before you text me all angry)
So after all the decos are done and what not were all in the kitchen and this kitchen is paaacked and in comes this fucking guy. Nicest, stupidest eyes I’ve ever seen god damnit. Anyways, he stood there for a bit talking to the boys and then he pushed his way through this packed kitchen to come up right in my bubble and introduce himself. And that was it from there.
We all ended up having the best time and honestly laughed so hard. Fast forward were going back to the bride’s house and I know my friend is sitting there waiting for us. And I’m thinking like holy fuck, what just happened and what’s this disgusting smile on my face and how do I tell her.
Yaddah yaddah I try to tell her and she’s not hearing it. I should mention she was bringing a date to this wedding lol not just a date but an ex she still sleeps with/partially live at his house (yes I am hoping she stopped reading lol sorry if you didn’t babe you know I love ya)
I tried to tell her. I did.
Fast forward to the morning- she was the first one awake and the minute I get down there instead of being a normal best friend she like jumps me with questions about this fucking guy that I had literally just met last night. Like stop, calm down, let a bitch have her coffee before you go throwing salt everywhere. And somewhere inside my crazy head, Satan said “game on…”
Damnit Harlow, fucking damnit.
But the thing is.. there was no game.
Got to the wedding and went straight to the campground to grab a drink from my friends cooler and there he was runnning over saying he was so excited I was finally there.
And those fucking eyes like please kill me now.
Ugh Kay. I had to take a break cause hes blowing up my phone and I don’t mind lol.
So the wedding starts. Ceremony is gorgeous. Hes looking mighty fine in that suit. And I told myself don’t do it cause I turned my head and seen my friend and know how much care about her. But. Then. Satan lol. Was like well you’re into him sooo way to fuck that one up.
Ceremony ends and there everyone is with that so in love wedding smile. The wedding party heads out to go for pictures and the rest of us go into drink. It was a blast there was sooo many of my close friends it was actually nuts. Yaddah yaddah wedding party comes back. Me and some of the girls were outside and he comes over and pretty much just charmed my pants right off. There was no fighting it at this point. So throughout the night we actually had such a good time. He was so persistent at being in my bubble and trying to make me smile I just caved. I vaguely remember lots of I need your number, please let me take you on a date and all this other shit 😂 and just way too much. I dunno.. To which I did fight by the way because that’s all personal stuff and I’m not down to let someone in like that. He was trying to hold my hand. Like no. Please don’t. Just don’t.
(Ok I need sleep 😪)
Ok so after the wedding everyone migrated to the campground and it was fairly cold so we drank in his trailer and it was just nuts lol such a good night. But. Let’s get real here. He finally kicked everyone out and locked the door behind the last person..
Kay you guys. I don’t know how much I’m gonna be able to talk about it cause it still fucks me up lol. It was literally so crazy and so mind blowing. I lost track of orgasms after the fourth. Fuck. So great.
See now I’m distracted, my mind gone.
I dont think there’s much we didn’t do. Craziest, roughest but best 4 hours ever. And just when we thought we’d stop. Um, we wouldn’t.
You guys.. He ate me out like a fucking queen lol. Can you ask for more? No.
Wrapped my legs around his head and he wore me like the crown I fucking am.
I’ve got bites marks like everywhere and scratches and a possible choke mark.
And his dick. Jesus Christ. Where has that been my entire single slutty summer.
Kay I gotta drop this, the monster has been in a coma since I left there at 7am on Sunday morning and it needs to stay that way. He tried really hard to get me to sleep there and cuddle for a few hours and i tried and I just couldn’t, I’m not there yet.
But here’s what I’m not used to. He text me the second I left. And then again when he woke up being all sweet and nice and shit. And it hasn’t stopped. And I like It? Like what the fuck is this. What just happened. Don’t tell me you cant wait to see me. Don’t tell me good morning and good night. God damnit. I’m kidding, fuck. I like it. It’s nice. Don’t stop lol. So we’re going out when he gets back 😶
You guys, what in the actual fuck just happened.
*I will make an aftermath to my actions post but my brain really needs a break lol